The tale of the Wicked Witch of the DIY west
I awoke to the sound of glass shattering. Sitting bolt
upright in bed (ok, it was more of a fish-flop scramble with the sheets) I looked
to my husband in the gloom as he stepped gingerly by his corner of the bed.
As it turns out he had knocked our already cracked light
which decided it was as good a time as any to go completely to ruin. Luckily
nobody was hurt, and more importantly our son slept through the whole thing,
the glass, the vacuum, our whispered curses. But once I was awake, I was awake
and excited for the day ahead. Why? It was trash day.
Before you start thinking I am some kind of weirdo that just
gets excited about trash day, (I’m a completely different kind of weirdo) let
me explain that I was excited more about getting the trash bin empty, than
about getting rid of my trash. Ok that didn’t make it sound any better….
I needed the trash bin for my next project, dyeing drop
cloth. I had everything I needed, the drop cloth had been pre-washed and was
ready to go,
the dye was burning a hole in its plastic Walmart bag, and I had a scheme for how to fill the big black bin with hot water. So I waited and at last the trash bin was empty. Well, mostly empty. I still had to get all the muck out of it.
Once the Bin was basically clean, still stinky, but not
muck-encrusted, it was time. I filled the trash bin with water from my sink,
just disconnected the sprayer-thingy from its hose and ran it out the kitchen
window so the water splashed down into the trash bin.
Once it seemed full enough, I pre-soaked the drop cloth in
hot water, and began to put the dye in to the garbage bin. I accidentally
dropped one of the paper dye packets into the brew, and it dropped straight
down, luckily it floated back up after a while and I was able to fish it out
and empty it in. I then stirred the mixture with my broom handle and it was at
that time that I realized how I looked. I looked exactly like a domesticated
DIY house witch. Standing over my big seaming black trash cauldron, stirring
with my broomstick and wearing a black tee shirt and grey and white striped
pajama pants (yeah, it was the middle of the day). Good thing I was in my back
yard. Good thing none of the neighbors kids were in THEIR backyards either or
they would have thought Halloween had come early.
Then my son decided that I was doing was more interesting
than what he was doing. I held him for a while and then realized that I needed
to use my hand to more effectively rotate the fabric, so I put him down for a
moment and he instantly started to cry. I reach my pink gloved hand in and pick
up a corner of the fabric and see the label. It was then I realized that the
fabric was only 45% cotton, with some polyester mixed in there. I had only
added salt (for cotton), but now thought that I needed Vinegar as well (what
did the packaging say?). So now I was standing there, my greasy flyaway hair partially
plastered to my sweaty temples, mumbling curses into my cauldron, while a
wailing child looks on. The picture of the Evil House Witch was complete.
I found the only vinegar in my house (apple cider) and
poured the whole bottle in, and as if by magic, my son ran off to play with
some dirt. Crisis averted. Then I waited until the eye of Newt was completely
dissolved into my transfiguration potion, or an hour or so, stirring
occasionally. And put Moana in, which successfully put my exhausted toddler to
sleep.
After Moana was over, I went ahead and took all 5
drop-cloths out of the trash can and hung them on my fence to dry, I got
splashed a little, but that’s ok. I just had to be careful not to get any in my
eye, because eye of newt is not good for eye of human (at least that’s what it
said on the packaging).
When it was all dry, I realized that I needed it to be
darker, so I got a couple more bottles of Navy Blue and one bottle of Dark
Green and did the whole thing again the next day. As it turned out I didn’t really need the
Vinegar, and the dye is not recommended for 100% polyester, but is good for
“blends.” So salt was sufficient, but it may have been part of the reason the
color wasn’t as dark as I wanted it to be on my first attempt, or maybe I just
needed more dye. In any case, I was fine with the color after the second
soaking. It still was't the color I wanted it to be but I was fine with how it would look in the upholstery project I had planned.
Normally I would say something about how much it cost me,
but I wasn’t as carful at keeping record of it this time. In any case it was messy because I wasn't as consistent with my gloves as I should have been.
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